Because I enjoy answering stupid questions.
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage: sprite
2. Last phone call: mama heidi
3. Last text message: boyfriend
4. Last song you listened to: maginoo pero medyo bastos
5. Last time you cried: now. My throat is killing me.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Gotten back with someone you've broken up with: never broke up with anyone
7. Been cheated on: ohh yes. Niloko ng gwapo. Kala ko sswertehin na sa pangit, aba hindi pala.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: YES!!! kadiri. I kissed a loser and I fucking hated it!
9. Lost someone special: oo, ung kulangot sa wall ko na tinawag kong "kooli-o"(get it??) ay kinain na ng butiki ='( I need a minute.....
10. Been depressed: kaw ba naman di makapanuod ng glee...
11. Been drunk and threw up: of course! Ang hari ng metal ay mahilig magsuka
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12.periwinkle
13. salmon (yes the color not the fish)
14. the light blue of Luke Skywalker's light saber before it was digitally remastered
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: DAMI!
16. Fallen out of love: ang hari ng metal ay laging inlove!
17. Laughed until you cried: Almost every minute of every day. Kaya nga walang lumalapit sakin.
18. Met someone who changed you: si Ronald McDonald. Payat ako dati pero now....I've changed.
19. Found out who your true friends were: haha. YES. If you like calling me ASSHOLE, BITCH, FUCK YOU, PUTA KA, true friend kita. Kung pa-bullshit ka pa jan na you like what I'm wearing, I know you're so fucking jealous of me. eew.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Everybody talks about me. If you dont, you might want to start.
21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend's list: ai malay ko ba jan. May kiss button pala?
22.How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: I'm from the CIA. I know everyone. I SEE everyone.
23. How many kids do you want?: If by want you mean, kids I dont have to push out my vagina then, as many as I can para no need to hire maids. If kailangan pang i-slice ang pekpek ko para lumabas ang hinayupak, NONE.
24. Do you have any pets: Meron! Kaso they dont consider me their owner.
25. Do you want to change your name(marie): SYEMPRE! matuwa ka ba kung kapangalan mo....BISCUIT????! And hindi ung sossy na biscuit, un bang biscuit pang LAMAY!!!
26. What did you do for your last birthday: spent my goddamn birthday money
27. What time did you wake up?: 7am. Makati kasi pwet ko nun.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night? nagsusulat ng excuse letter. Sorry ha, tao lang, nagkakasakit.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for?: my 26" waistline
30. Last time you saw your Mother: uhh..malay?
32. What are you listening to right now: si ate tibo kitchen helper na nakikipag-away kay manong janitor.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Noon. Nung crush ko pa siya. Pero nung nabaliw na siya kay Katey Holmes, I decided we shouldn't really stay in touch anymore. You know...for the kids.
34. Who is getting on your nerves now?: The floor!! I hate the floor!! I hate it so much!! rawr!! raaage!!!
35. Most visited webpage: ano ba yan, yahoo and google o pati site. Ai naku, boba.
36.Whats your real name: MADELINE CHLOE MADRIGAL. Kasi astigiiin!!!
37. Nicknames: ...Mars (oo ganun ako kalaki noon at kailangan talagang PLANETA ang tawag sakin), Mar, Gel, Ange, ***
38. Relationship Status: fucking around. You know,...coz I'm cool and all that.
39. Zodiac sign: Pisces. wohoo! Mabuhay ang isda! Hari ng palengke! Yebah.
40. Male or female?: Female at mahilig na mahilig sa mga gwapong male.
41. Elementary School?: Ang pinaka-sosyal na private school ng mga HINDI chinese! yohoo.
42. High School?: Ang pinaka-warfreak na school sa balat ng probinsya! Kumakain ka ng lunch, may nagsasambunutan sa harapan mo. Sinamahan mo lang bumili ng pagkain ang friend mo, tinapunan ng sprite ang friend mo sa mukha. Every week may inspection for dangerous weapons sa buong school. Ang classy namin ehh.
43. College?: worst two yrs of my life **** (if I had the money, I'd burn it to the ground). Then UP Diliman. HAI SALAMAT LORD! People who actually like you better if you're different. Who won't dictate what a person SHOULD look like. How a person SHOULD be like. Where I'm finally FREE TO BE ME.
44. Hair color: Cosmic Universe Black
45. Long or short: Ang hari ng metal ay hindi mahilig sa short hair!
46. Height: Shorter than a door
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: OO! Si Kuya green kagabi sa play.
48: What do you like about yourself?: Psh. Why do I even bother. E V E R Y T H I N G.
49. Piercings: 3 1/2! Nagsasara na ung isa
50: Tattoos: ONE
51. Righty or lefty: RIGHT. Coz you can't spell BRIGHT without RIGHT. You can't spell KLEPTO with LEFT either but it's pretty close.
FIRST:
52. First surgery: grade 4. MAH NECK MOTHERFUCKERS!
53. First piercing: Who knows, just woke up one day and I could stick a needle in my goowy, eecky, flesh without shooting anyone.
54. First best friend: I have NO idea. But I do remember my last. ******** **** *********. You may not be my first, but you're definitely my LAST ;)
55. First sport you joined: ping pong! Sooo freakin chinese.
56. First vacation: Davao!!! Every freakin summer.
57. First pair of trainers: How the hell would I know. I didn't give a fuck then.
RIGHT NOW:
58. Eating: yep. my boogers. nom nom nom
59. Drinking: Mah LAWAY.
60. I'm about to: have sex with myself
61. Listening to: this bitch studying out loud. Bitch shut the fuck up!
62. Waiting for: my cookie.
63. I'm feeling: so good about myself! Nothing's sexier than self-confidence. But then again, that only works for people who are physically gorgeous in the first place. Not that I am. *cough cough. I sorta am. Nah, I FREAKIN AM!!!
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? Nah, Im not really into goat. See what I did there??
65. Get married?: What for?
66. Career: To design YOUR dream house.
67. Lips or eyes: Both you idiot. I cant have some pretty eyed huge ass mouth motherfucker. And I sure as hell aint going for a sexy lipped lazy-eyed freak.
68. Hugs or kisses: Depends. If the guy doesnt have arms then FIIIINE, kisses. Useless piece of shit
69. Shorter or taller: I aint dating a freakin hobit.
70. Older or Younger: Physically capable. If you get my drift.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Only the perfect man can be both. Im sure God can handle that. Right??? RIIIGHT???!!!!!
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Haha,sorry ayaw ko makita ang lamang loob ng tao. Kung nice abs sana, ok lang. haha. Nice arms!
73. Sensitive or loud: BOTH! para makaranas naman ako ng bakla!
74. Hook-up or relationship: Who fucking cares. It's still all sex.
75. Kissed a stranger: Hoy akala ko ba future toh, kissED mo mukha mo. Kiss!!!
76. Drank hard liquor: Beer is for the skinny.
77. Lost glasses/contacts: HAHA. I was riding in the jeep. Then looked in the mirror. My left contact was missing.
78. Sex on first date: If he's Papa John Lloyd, wohoo! Tara! I promise my vagina wont clamp down on your, well...
79. Broken someone's heart: I hope.
80. Been arrested: LAPIT NA! HAHA
81. Turned someone down: Ang reyna ng sangkatauhan ay marami nang na-reject
82. Cried when someone died: no of course not. I'm not human. *sarcasm
83. Fallen for a friend: Dude seriously, FUTURE TENSE. And YES. hai nawalan nq ng gana.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY.
85. Love at first sight: YEP!
86. Heaven: thaaaat's ME!
87. Santa Claus: YES! Very much. I still get pissed when he doesnt give me the things I fucking wished for. Jackass. I keep writing to you you fat ass impotent piece of shit.
88. Kiss on the first date: oooh yeah.
89. Angels: I told you....I believe in MYSELF
90. God: YES! Mwuah, love you you crazy fucked up guy up in the sky where Katy Perry's naked and tan.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
91. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no. I am so disappointed with myself
92. Did you sing today?: Does singing in my head count?
93. Ever cheated on somebody? again, so disappointed with myself
94. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: yesterday afternoon, so I could've bought myself a cookie
95. The moment you would choose to relive?: yesterday evening, when I bought the cookie
96. Are you afraid of falling in love?: why, does it have teeth?
97. When was the last time you lied?: yesterday. But that's a lie. So now.
98. Are you usually late, early or right on time?: Is this about meeting someone or having an orgasm?
99. Would you give your life to save someone else's?: Hell no, bitch. That's why we have Santa Claus. He'll make all your relatives feel better after you die
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?: The truth doesnt hurt. But the fact that I'm awesome, does.
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